“A Cat’s Guide To Taking Care of Your Human”
“You must be ready to burn yourself in your own flame. How could you become new if you haven’t first become ashes?”
— Friedrich Nietzsche
Emma: OMG HAVE YOU SEEN REGINA?
Snow: [panicking] No! What happened?! Where is she?? Is she missing???
Emma: No, mom. She’s right there but just look at her, she is the most beautiful woman on earth.
Emma: I mean… wow!
Alexa just outed me to my family on Christmas
I used the amazon-suggested tutorial command “Alexa, play happy music” and she had the nerve to say “playing Gay Pride Party Playlist”
“Your life is a result of your choices. If you don’t like your life, it’s time to make some better choices.”
— KUSHANDWIZDOM
ah bah merci Tumblr tu me remontes le moral bb 👍🏼
Every time I see a photo of Emma Swan in a flannel shirt I get a little gayer. But still not as gay as she is.
some fucking idiot doctor with a piece of shit degree: you shouldn’t touch your face after petting a cat, it can really irritate your eyes and nose even if you’re not allergic!
me, a fucking genius: *smashing my entire face in my cat’s belly and getting scratched for it*
Ashlyn is one of the most humble people I have ever met. Thank you so much for signing my roster, taking a picture with me and taking the time to just say hi. It’s the small things that make me smile after such a tough year.
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